my English teacher

"My dad was my English teacher in middle school. He taught me a lot,
but it was embarrassing as hell. One time my sister and I made
him a custom ringtone, and he forgot to put his phone on vibrate, so it starts ringing during class, and the ringer is my voice saying: 'Daddy, pick up the phone! Daddy, pick up the phone! Daddy, pick up the phone!' It was awful."